Why You Should Buy A Fleshlight

So, I don’t want to tell you that you SHOULD buy anything because I think that’s annoying. I don’t like people telling me what I should or shouldn’t buy. BUT, if you are here looking at Fleshlights, then I gotta think you are wondering what the benefits are, right? So I’ve made a convenient list of the benefits and the negative consequences too, to help you with your decision.

Benefits of Fleshlight Ownership:

1. Fleshlights make masturbation more fun

Using your hand is nature’s way of letting you experience orgasms without a partner.  And its great. But seriously, how many times can you do it before you wonder if there is a better or more realistic way of feeling good? For me, the Fleshlight was a way to give myself a more realistic feeling. I mean, a hand feels like a hand, right? But since the Fleshlight fits around your whole cock and fucks it, like a mouth, pussy, or ass, the life-like skin actually ends up feeling better than your hand. Think of it like this: Your hand has many functions –it can pick stuff up off the ground, type on a keyboard, throw a football, etc. But a Fleshlight was specially designed to do only one thing: cause you great orgasms.

2. The Fleshlight IS safe sex

Check out the US Government’s site on STD rates. Or if you are in the EU, I’m sure there’s some government health sites showing just how many people are carrying std’s these days. If you don’t have a partner, its not safe to pick up random girls at bars, or hire hookers or something. One moment with a hooker or slut from the bar could risk the health for the rest of your life. I found the next best thing, the safe thing, to be the Fleshlight.

3. Improve Your Stamina

So if you are anything like me, you don’t exactly suffer from premature ejaculation, but you also perhaps can’t last the 30 minutes that many women require. What I found was that using the Fleshlight was a way train myself to last longer with women. How? Easy! The Fleshlight, especially the STU, which is super tight, or the Vibro (vibration often pushes me over the edge) feels so good, that I can only last maybe 5-10 minutes with one.  The result is that when I’m with a woman – even though her pussy or mouth really feels amazing and I feel emotionally better having real sex, the woman’s holes are still not as tight as a Fleshlight, so I found that I was able to last much longer, coming close to the 30 minutes or even 1 hour that some of my girlfriends have required of me!

Negative Things About Fleshlight Ownership

Ok, there is seriously only one downside I could think of here, and that is cost. Yes, sex toys aren’t free… in fact nothing is free, even though I wish it was. Perhaps we could all move to Cuba or take a time machine to the USSR and the government would issue all of us Fleshlights at no cost. But that’s just not possible. So yes, you’ll have to pull out the $50 or $100 to buy one. If you think about how much pleasure you’ll get from a sex toy, and how many times you’ll use it…. well… if you are anything like me, you’ll be using it for like 2 cents each occasion!