The Freaky Fleshlight
I love a good novelty gift, especially if it is a fleshlight that I can fuck. Thankfully, the people that make these toys have a great sense of humor, and they have put together some of the most creative and original toys that you could ever look for. The cool thing is that this series comes with both fake pussies and dildos, meaning you could have a great time with your girlfriend if she was into this sort of thing, too. Even if you don’t have a fetish, it might make sense to check them out as gag gifts for your next party.
The first fleshlight I want to mention is the cyborg. Now, this pussy looks really cool. Haven’t you ever had a fantasy about having sex with a pleasure bot? Of course you have! If you want to bring that fantasy to life, then the only toy that can really help you is the cyborg model. Whether you are looking to grab the dildo or the fake pussy, you can bring futuristic sex with robots into the bedroom – without having to spend millions of dollars. Some day these robots will be real. Until then, this will do.
There is also a zombie fleshlight and dildo. I am not personally interested in these toys, and I think they are kind of creepy. But I know a lot of people are into these sorts of things, and if that’s what floats your boat, then more power to you. Both toys have life-like zombie flesh, giving you that ultimate experience. If you want to pretend that you are the last survivor in a world full of zombies, then you can grab this toy and do what you want with it – just like you would if you found a real zombie!
There is also a Frankenstein fleshlight. I own one, and I nicknamed it “The Bride.” This is the closest I will ever come to getting married. It has fake sutures on the outside of it, just as though you are having sex with a woman built from spare parts. Of course, it does take a bit of an imagination to enjoy a toy like this, but I am sure you can find plenty of things to fantasize about once you get started.
They also have a really cool toy based on vampires. The female version actually has a pair of bat wings for pussy lips. Isn’t that radical? I love to pretend that I am lying in bed at night when the window flies open and a female vampire comes in the room to suck me. Next thing you know, I have used my seductive powers to flip the script and I’m mounting her little snatch. You should try it if you haven’t thought about it. It’s a fun little fantasy.
There are a few other toys in this category, but I will let you go take a look at them so you can appreciate just how much work the fleshlight company puts into their toys.
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This toy can be purchased from one of my favorite online sex toy shops – roboticblowjob.com. They always ship the same day you order and in discreet packaging too so no one will know what you bought except for yourself. Check the discount code on the site – there’s normally some sale going on so its important you don’t forget to enter that code when you check-out!
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The second best place to purchase a Fleshlight is from Fleshlight.com. I say its the second best place, because they don’t have such a great selection of OTHER toys – and navigating the website can be difficult sometimes. Since they offer every single Fleshlight ever made, it can be difficult to choose one as well. The other website I recommend only stocks the best sellers, so it makes it easier for a new buyer. Still though, Fleshlight.com is where it all started, so I have to recommend them a little bit.
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