Original Fleshlight (pussy)

I wrote an article about the original fleshlight a long time ago. I’m not sure what happened to it, though. It was here on the site, and then it disappeared, so maybe my server ate it. When I got an email asking if I had tried it, I realized something was wrong and decided I had to write a new review.

Let me start by saying that this is my favorite of all the toys I have. Why do you think that is?

Well, with many of the other fleshlight toys, you are going to have a very unique experience. They design patterns that are set up to really stimulate your whole shaft in unique and interesting ways. It gives you an experience like nothing you’ve ever felt before, and a lot of guys fall in love with that (myself included).

But the original fleshlight is just like a real pussy. It doesn’t have any weird patterns, vortexes or bumps inside of it. Instead, it feels the exact same as when you slide inside of your favorite girlfriend. And that’s what I really like using this toy for.

When I use this one, I tend to turn the lights off and skip the porn. That’s because it lets me go back to a time earlier in my life when I was with the first girl I ever had. I get to lay there and remember my favorite experiences with her, all the while using a toy that feels just as good as her snatch ever did. And I’m sure that all of you guys remember just how good that first girl was.

If you’re looking for fleshlight videos demonstrating how this model works, they have a bunch of them on the site. You can usually find the fleshlight videos on the side of it, and on a lot of the product pages, too.

Don’t get me wrong – I like a vibrating pussy and ass, as well as the vortex, forbidden, and lotus inserts. But sometimes it’s just nice to lay back and remember what it was like to have your first girlfriend crawl on top of you, slipping shaft past her little lips and into that tight hole.

If you want to relive that experience again and again, then there’s nothing better than working with the original Fleshlight, as it’s going to take you to the top and throw you over the edge… just like she used to!

Vibro Bottom Touch

We all know how tough it is to get our girlfriends to let us play with their butts, right? I mean, as a horny guy, I want to do kinky things once in a while, and the first thing that comes to mind is usually anal. There is just something so great about having my girl give up her butt to me – I just love the way it’s submissive and slutty at the same time.

But, we both know how tough it can be just getting laid, sometimes, let alone getting in the backdoor. I’ve been a big fan of the flesh light, because it gives me a great, realistic experience any time. But having the Vibro Touch Anal (ass) gives me the opportunity to experience the same feelings of getting into a woman’s ass… without having to beg and plead.

The fact that it vibrates is just an extra bonus. Could you imagine if you had a girl that let you put it in her ass and then she could vibrate? You’d probably last a whole ten seconds before you blew your wad. The Vibro Touch Anal (ass) is going to give you that exact experience, with the convenience you’re used to from the flesh light.

Make sure to lube it up really good, click on the buzzer, and then just get to work. The first time I tried it out was like nothing I had ever felt before. I practically lost control. My eyes rolled up into my head, I let out a loud moan and exploded almost instantly. Thankfully I live alone, because I couldn’t have kept myself quiet if I tried – I just wasn’t prepared for this. I only go into so much detail so you can be prepared. You don’t want your roommates knowing you’re in there jacking off.

This is also a great flesh light for anyone who has a wife or girlfriend who just won’t give up the butt. I was in a relationship like that. This chick would always tease me, telling me that she wanted me to put it in there… but when I would try she’d just push me away. That’s got to suck!

But even if you have a girl that gives you the butt, you probably can’t get it often enough. The Vibro Touch Anal is going to give you a chance to get your cock worked by a tight little asshole any time you desire it. You just can’t beat that with your hand!